I have been told this morning that I am the smartest out of three. The other two are cats and named Jack and Narik(o/i). My intelligence is clear, the only shock is, why has it taken so long for me to be recognized this way? After all, there is a door to a closet in this apartment that neither Jack nor Narik(o/i) can open. I can open it any time that I want.
It feels good to be recognized in this way. Do you know that I have 2 and 1/2 degrees? I am also told by Switch Boxing that my jabs are so good I should teach a class. I purchase things off the internet before they run out and I buy big boxes instead of small ones because the big ones cost less (in the end). I’ve put white near purple in one room, and all sorts of colors in another, and I use calendars on my phone, and never fail when I am using a calculator. I know how to press buttons, and I can (though I won’t) tie my shoelaces standing up. Are you aware there are different types of cameras? I can use both. Also, I don’t have much trouble driving a car or a truck. And I’m very good at getting medicine from the pharmacy.
It feels good. Smartest out of three. Hey. I just hope it doesn’t go to my head. I’d hate to deal with arrogance for the first time in my life. Good thing I’m very humble.
