Letter From Your Pet
Hello, Guess who’s here? It’s that pet. Your pet. Your favorite pet, from past or present, come to inquire of thee where thy heart lies. Does it lie in the doubtful place, that wonders if I do exist? Does it […]
Love
And he watched. The girl come out. Of the bathroom that she washed her hands in! And then she watched. As he looked down. At the bill. On the Table. That held empty plates. His name was Tom. Her name […]
Friendly dogs
Hey girl, how you doing? What is wiggling way? Are you, faintly breathing, lovely seeing, being being, all the things you imagined you would be? Is the dirt that you came from different than your due? Is the stretching pain […]
one flip one
there are two sides to every snail. one side of the snail carries a really fun board game.the other side serves frosted cantaloupe.
light paranoia
this girl i’m dating she didn’t call me when i wanted her to that made me sad and sort of made me think she hated me was never going to talk to me again didn’t want to talk to me […]
the box the girl got
One time she tried to open a box but her parents were home and she didn’t want her parents to know what was in the box because she had ordered it on Amazon with an Amazon gift card she had […]
An Announcement from the Gregory Police Department
This is an important message from the Gregory Police Department. It has come to our attention that in lieu of parking tickets the Mayor would like us to hand out candy canes. Please put, in the windshield of your car, […]
a little J & N
the frustrated flutterof the acrobat catis cause for a suddendeparture the cute tilted headof a cat dining guestis a wonderfulpleasantrejoinder
lampatthe end
she knew what she wanted so tried and then she didn’t get it and she wanted to talk about it which she did do which was just as good as getting what she wanted then there was a shy lamp […]