“Could you not step on that banana please?”
I stepped off the counter. He was right. What was I doing stepping on bananas that were on the counter? A banana on the floor, maybe. But a banana that is on the counter is off limits I think it is safe to say.
I’m like that though. I’m always doing something I should obviously not do. Like that one time that I peed in the garbage can in the subway when I didn’t have to go that bad. Yeah, peeing in a subway garbage can if it is an emergency is acceptable. But who pees in a subway garbage if you don’t really have to?
That’s me!
